Tag Archives: elections

The Female Vote

Mr. Legitimate Rape lost. Mr. God’s Gift Rape lost. New Hampshire voted an all-women delegation. Joseph Smith Endless Celestial Sex Man lost. My Uterus feels pretty good. What are your thoughts about the 2012 Presidential Election?

I Have A Bible, Too

    HAI! READ YOUR BIBLE ALL YOU LIKE! BUT STOP USING IT TO LEGISLATE! BECAUSE IT’S PURE PORN! AND IT TRIGGERS ME! THANKS!